Sometimes your publisher asks you to do an interview, and you end up talking about how your novel began as a voice in your head that wouldn’t shut up and also shouting in all caps about how therapy is awesome, and your publisher is nice enough to share it on their website without gently suggesting that these two things might be correlated.

(Seriously, though, kids: go see the feelings doctor.) (Would you try to fill your own cavities? No? Well then.)